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By Mr. Email Forwards, on November 2nd, 2011 Hi,
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By Mr. Email Forwards, on November 4th, 2010 
POOF and the light goes off
This is a Very funny email message
An 86-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his test results come back normal.
The doctor says, ” Gary everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?”
Gary replies, “God and I are tight.
He knows I have poor eyesight, so he’s fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, *poof* the light goes on. When I’m done, *poof* the light goes off.”
“Wow, that’s incredible,” the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Gary ‘s wife.
“Marianne, he says, Gary is doing fine but I had to call you because I’m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof * the light goes on in the bathroom and when he’s done, *poof* the light goes off?”
“OH MY GOD!” Marianne exclaims.
“He’s peeing in the refrigerator again!!!!”
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By Mr. Email Forwards, on October 1st, 2010 The Winner is always part of the answer;
The Loser is always part of the problem.
The Winner always has a program;
The Loser always has an excuse.
The Winner says, “Let me do it for you”;
The Loser says, “That is not my job.”
The Winner sees an answer for every problem;
The Loser sees a problem for every answer.
The Winner says, “It may be difficult but it is possible”;
The Loser says, “It may be possible but it is too difficult.”
When a Winner makes a mistake, he says, “I was wrong”;
When a Loser makes a mistake, he says, “It wasn’t my fault.”
A Winner makes commitments;
A Loser makes promises.
Winners have dreams;
Losers have schemes.
Winners say, “I must do something”;
Losers say, “Something must be done.”
Winners are a part of the team;
Losers are apart from the team.
Winners see the gain;
Losers see the pain.
Winners see possibilities;
Losers see problems.
Winners believe in win-win;
Losers believe for them to win someone has to lose.
Winners see the potential;
Losers see the past.
Winners are like a thermostat;
Losers are like thermometers.
Winners choose what they say;
Losers say what they choose.
Winners use hard arguments but soft words;
Losers use soft arguments but hard words.
Winners stand firm on values but compromise on petty things;
Losers stand firm on petty things but compromise on values.
Winners follow the philosophy of empathy: “Don’t do to others what you would not want them to do to you”;
Losers follow the philosophy, “Do it to others before they do it to you.”
Winners make it happen;
Losers let it happen.
Winners plan and prepare to win.
The key word is preparation.
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By Mr. Email Forwards, on September 24th, 2010 Tips For Happiness
A man reached 70 years of age and he faced a disease; he could not urinate. The doctors informed him that he was in need of an operation to cure this disease. He agreed to have the operation done as the problem was giving him much pain for days.
When the operation was completed, his doctor gave him the bill which covered all the costs. The old man looked at the bill and started to cry.
Upon seeing this the doctor told him that if the cost was too high then they could make some other arrangements.
The old man said “I am not crying because of the money but I am crying because Allah let me urinate for 70 years and He never sent me a bill.”
…and if you try to count the blessings of Allah, never will you be able to count them… Subhan Allah (All Praise is due to God the one and only)
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By Mr. Email Forwards, on September 22nd, 2010 Received this following email forward from a friend. Looks to be a article that was published from some news website sci-fi section about beyond future. bit wordy but good read to learn all about the envisage future Airbus invisible passenger plane or Airbus see through passenger plane concept. The Revolutions begins today for a better tomorrow… The Airbus Company’s Plan Building Invisible See-Through Passenger Aircraft’s.
 Picture of the Envisage Airbus invisible passenger plane. Doesn't look much different from other aircrafts except may be a little more sexy and aerodynamic design than A380 or Boeing aircrafts. Sexy as flying dolphine and better looking than the Concord Jet. What's it's name? At the push of a button, the pilot of this Airbus concept plane (note the engines embedded in the fuselage and distinct wings) could make the sides of the plane competely see through.
This is your captain speaking, your plane is about to become invisible!
A380 Aircraft manufacturer Airbus has theorized a see-through passenger plane for the future, one with a completely transparent fuselage. In this concept craft, the push of a button by the captain would a send an electrical pulse through a high-tech ceramic skin — making the main body of the plane see-through.
The extraordinary design would allow travelers to look down on cities and landscapes thousands of feet below or gaze up at the heavens, giving them the sensation of floating unassisted through the sky.
“Passengers in an airplane like this would experience flight in a completely new way,” Airbus’ head of research and technology, Axel Krein, the German news magazine Der Spiegel. Though the proposal might seem far-fetched, it is one of a number of plans being considered by engineers at the European aerospace giant.
Airbus unveiled the concept in “The Future, By Airbus,” written by the giant manufacturer for July’s Farnsborough Air Show. The report includes information on potential future sources of energy (watch for the “Cryoplane,” fueled by hydrogen) and solutions for overcongestion in the air, such as pre-seating passengers in pods that are then loaded onto the plane when it is ready.
Other developments envisaged by Krein’s team include an aircraft skin that can repair itself in the event of cracks or breaches and streamline engines that are embedded in the plane’s fuselage rather than attached to its wings.
“We told our engineers to give their imaginations free rein. What emerged were completely realistic visions of flight in the year 2050,” Krein told Der Spiegel.
But see-through air plane walls clearly take the cake.
“This smarter structure would help to make the aircraft lighter and more cost-efficient while giving the passenger 360 degree views of the skies,” wrote the company. “The planes of the future will offer an unparalleled, unobstructed view of the wonders of the five continents — where you will be able see the pyramids or the Eiffel Tower through the transparent floor of the aircraft.”
Though wild, Krein insisted that the concepts aren’t pie-in-the-sky guesses, but realistic hopes for the future of the industry.
“Our people are grounded in reality, after all. And most of the necessary technology already exists,” he said.
NewsCore contributed to this report.
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By Mr. Email Forwards, on September 18th, 2010  Worth Passing this email forward!
This is happening now!
Sad, especially if you are inclined to ‘help’ people…
While driving on a rural end of the roadway on Thursday morning, I saw an infant car seat on the side of the road with a blanket draped over it. For whatever reason, I did not stop, even though I had all kinds of thoughts running through my head.
But when I got to my destination, I called the Police and they were going to check it out. But, this is what the Police advised even before they went out there to check…. “There are several things to be aware of … gangs and thieves are now plotting different ways to get a person (mostly women)to stop their vehicle and get out of the car. ”
There is a gang initiation reported by the local Police where gangs are placing a car by the road…with a fake baby in it…waiting for a woman, of course, to stop and check on the abandoned baby.
“Note that the location of this car seat is usually beside a wooded or grassy (field) area and the person — woman — will be dragged into the woods, beaten and raped, and usually left for dead. If it’s a man, they’re usually beaten and robbed and maybe left for dead, too.
DO NOT STOP FOR ANY REASON!!!
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Sometime back Interesting Emails dot com featured a email forward like this with a story about how a gang used a small child to attract and rape a innocent girl in a country called Sri Lanka. Who knows this can happens to anyone of us anywhere in the world. Please tell your loved ones about these kind of dangers. Be aware and be safe. Spred the news about how thieves and gangs Use Baby Car Seat To Attract and lure specially women Drivers In Lonely Roads.
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By Mr. Email Forwards, on September 12th, 2010  A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog .
He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl’s life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: “You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: “Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl”
The man says: – “But I am not a New Yorker!”
“Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in the morning: ‘Brave American saves life of little girl’” – the policeman answers.
“But I am not an American!” – says the man.
“Oh, what are you then? ”
The man says: – “I am a Pakistani !”
The next day the newspapers says: “Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog!”
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By Mr. Email Forwards, on September 12th, 2010  Aids: Main Symptoms of Aids
Dear All,
It’s in INDIA – In State of Karnataka – In Indian IT Silicon Valley City of Bangalore.
A 10 year old boy, had eaten pineapple about 15 days back, and fell sick, from the day he had eaten. Later when he had his Health check done……
Doctors diagnosed that he had AIDS.
His parents couldn’t believe it…Then the entire family under went a checkup… none of them suffered from Aids. So the doctors checked again with the boy if he had eaten out….The boy said ‘yes’. He had pineapple that evening. Immediately a group from the hospital went to the pineapple vendor to check.
They found the pineapple seller had a cut on his finger while cutting the pineapple; his blood had spread into the fruit.
When they had his blood checked…the guy was suffering from AIDS…but he himself was NOT aware. Unfortunately the boy is suffering from it now.
Please take care while you eat on the road side (particularly tasty indian foods like vada pav & Paani Puri and other pastries and fries) and please fwd this mail to your dear one’s…
PEOPLE TAKE CARE
PLEASE FORWARD THIS MAIL TO ALL THE PERSONS YOU KNOW AS YOUR MESSAGE MAY SAVE ONE’S LIFE !!!!!
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By Mr. Email Forwards, on September 3rd, 2010 Be Careful when eating apples especially apples from USA and other parts.
Some of these apples can be more than 1 year old and still look fresh and juicy because they are coated with wax, preventing bacteria to enter.
Please don’t eat the skin of the apple because it’s coated with wax.
Check before you eat many of the fruits.
WAX is being used for preservation purposes and cold storage.
You might be surprised especially apples from USA and other parts are more than one year old, though it would look fresh.. Because wax is coated, preventing bacteria to enter. So it does not get dry..
Please Eat Apples after removing the wax as demonstrated below. Please follow this and let others Know …….
 you might be eating apple wax inadvertently 
Hope it will be of benefit to you & others.
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By Mr. Email Forwards, on August 29th, 2010 Spams are unsolicited emails that are of no use to you……………… Now let us know how to avoid receiving spam emails in your mail inbox to save a lot of space.
1) Any time you see an E-Mail that says forward this on to ’10′ (or however many) of your friends, sign this petition, or you’ll get bad luck, good luck, you’ll see something funny on your screen after you send it, or whatever, it almost always has an E-Mail tracker program attached that tracks the cookies and E-Mails of those folks you forward to.
The host sender is getting a copy each time it gets forwarded and then is able to get lists of ‘active’ E-Mail addresses to use in SPAM E-Mails, or sell to other spammers. Even when you get emails that demand you send the email on if you’re not ashamed of God/Jesus …..that’s E-mail tracking and they’re playing on our conscience. These people don’t care how they get your email addresses – just as long as they get them. Also, emails that talk about a missing child or a child with an incurable disease – “how would you feel if that was your child”….E- mail Tracking!!!
Ignore them and don’t participate!
2) Almost all E-Mails that ask you to add your name and forward on to others are similar to that mass letter years ago that asked people to send business cards to the little kid in Florida who wanted to break the Guinness Book of Records for the most cards. All it was, and all any of this type of E-Mail is, is a way to get names and ‘cookie’ tracking information for telemarketers and spammers – - to validate active E-Mail accounts for their own profitable purposes.
You can do your friends and family members a GREAT favor by sending this information to them; you will be providing a service to your friends, and will be rewarded by not getting thousands of spam E-Mail forwards in the future!
If you have been sending out (FORWARDING) the above kinds of E-Mail forwards, now you know why you get so much SPAM!
Do yourself a favor and STOP adding your name(s) to those types of listings regardless how inviting they might sound!…or make you feel guilty if you don’t!…it’ s all about getting email addresses – nothing more!
You may think you are supporting a GREAT cause, but you are NOT! Instead, you will be getting tons of junk mail later and very possibly a virus attached! Plus, you are helping the spammers get rich! Let’s not make it easy for them!
Also: E-Mail petitions are NOT acceptable to White House, Congress or any other organization – i.e. social security, etc. To be acceptable, petitions must have a signed signature and full address of the person signing the petition, so this is a waste of time and you’re just helping the Email trackers.
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