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A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl’s life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over . . . → Read More: Islamic Extremist Kills Innocent American Dog!  2 comments  Business and Current Events, Funny, Humour, Interesting Facts, Life, Politics & Current Events, Short Stories, Thoughts, Witty Emails  America, Asia, Attitude, funny emails, Funny Stories, Government, India, Joke Emails, Just For Laugh, Lies, Pakistan, People, Perceptions, USA, War, Wisdom 1.The Prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon: ‘I’m sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything.’ 2.Indian PM Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a . . . → Read More: Politically Correct Jokes On America, China, India & Pakistan What Famous People Have said about the friendship Of A Boy And A Girl
William Shakespeare said, “A Boy & a Girl can never be Friends forever.” Abraham Lincoln said, “Friendship is the starting step for what we call Love.” Wrdswrth said, “Proposing a Boy or a Girl for . . . → Read More: Fw: So Cunning! – Friendship Of A Boy And A Girl The media asks the dumbest questions. This one backfired. Major General Peter Cosgrove General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. You’ll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the . . . → Read More: Major General Peter Cosgrove’s Answer To Dump Questions On Boys & Guns 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. On all your cheque stubs, write ‘For Marijuana’ 3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 4. Order a “Diet Water” whenever . . . → Read More: THERAPY To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity |
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