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Politically Correct Jokes On America, China, India & Pakistan
1.The Prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon: ‘I’m sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything.’ 2.Indian PM Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a [...]
Major General Peter Cosgrove’s Answer To Dump Questions On Boys & Guns
The media asks the dumbest questions. This one backfired. General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. You’ll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It [...]
THERAPY To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. On all your cheque stubs, write ‘For Marijuana’ 3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 4. Order a “Diet Water” whenever [...]
What Is A DEAD LOCK?
Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad,so make arrangement. Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself. Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together. Secret lover [...]
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