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POOF And The Light Goes Off – Very Funny Email Story

Mr. Email Forwards — Thu, 04 Nov 2010 17:37:04 +0000

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Islamic Extremist Kills Innocent American Dog!

Mr. Email Forwards — Sun, 12 Sep 2010 08:58:30 +0000

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog .

He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl’s life.

A policeman who was watching the scene walks over . . . → Read More: Islamic Extremist Kills Innocent American Dog!

Politically Correct Jokes On America, China, India & Pakistan

Mr. Email Forwards — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 18:41:51 +0000

1.The Prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon:

‘I’m sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything.’

2.Indian PM Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a . . . → Read More: Politically Correct Jokes On America, China, India & Pakistan

Major General Peter Cosgrove’s Answer To Dump Questions On Boys & Guns

Mr. Email Forwards — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 17:19:40 +0000

The media asks the dumbest questions. This one backfired.

Major General Peter Cosgrove

General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. You’ll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the . . . → Read More: Major General Peter Cosgrove’s Answer To Dump Questions On Boys & Guns

THERAPY To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

Mr. Email Forwards — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 06:53:59 +0000

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. On all your cheque stubs, write ‘For Marijuana’

3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

4. Order a “Diet Water” whenever . . . → Read More: THERAPY To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

What Is A DEAD LOCK?

Mr. Email Forwards — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 08:02:34 +0000

Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad,so make arrangement.

Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.

Secret lover . . . → Read More: What Is A DEAD LOCK?