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Politically Correct Jokes On America, China, India & Pakistan
1.The Prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon: ‘I’m sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything.’ 2.Indian PM Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a [...]
Interesting Email Story About My Dad & Burnt Biscuits
BURNT BISCUITS…………. When I was a kid, my mom liked to make breakfast food for dinner every now and then. And I remember one night in particular when she had made breakfast after a long, hard day at work. On that evening so long ago, my mom placed a plate of eggs, sausage and extremely [...]
Definition of Globalization: Princess Diana’s Death Example
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana’s death. Question: How come? Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling) followed [...]
Major General Peter Cosgrove’s Answer To Dump Questions On Boys & Guns
The media asks the dumbest questions. This one backfired. General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. You’ll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It [...]
What Is A DEAD LOCK?
Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad,so make arrangement. Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself. Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together. Secret lover [...]
Incident With A Muslim Couple In A Aeroplane
Two men were on a plane on a business trip when a Muslim couple boarded the plane and were seated right in front of them. The two men eager to have some fun, started talking loudly. “My boss is sending me to Saudi Arabia “, the one said, “But I don’t want to go…too many [...]
Never Lick An Postage Envelopes
CAUTION One day a girl licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a sponge. That very day the lady found a cut on her tongue. A week later, she noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue. She went to the doctor, and they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or anything. [...]
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