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POOF And The Light Goes Off – Very Funny Email Story

Mr. Email Forwards — Thu, 04 Nov 2010 17:37:04 +0000

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If You Were To Count Your Blessings From Allah (God)

Mr. Email Forwards — Thu, 23 Sep 2010 21:36:29 +0000

Tips For Happiness

A man reached 70 years of age and he faced a disease; he could not urinate. The doctors informed him that he was in need of an operation to cure this disease. He agreed to have the operation done as the problem was giving him . . . → Read More: If You Were To Count Your Blessings From Allah (God)

Gang Rape & Murder Of Drivers Using Baby Car Seat In Lonely Roads

Mr. Email Forwards — Sat, 18 Sep 2010 18:06:28 +0000

Worth Passing this email forward!

This is happening now!

Sad, especially if you are inclined to ‘help’ people…

While driving on a rural end of the roadway on Thursday morning, I saw an infant car seat on the side of the road with a blanket draped over it. For whatever reason, I did not stop, . . . → Read More: Gang Rape & Murder Of Drivers Using Baby Car Seat In Lonely Roads

Islamic Extremist Kills Innocent American Dog!

Mr. Email Forwards — Sun, 12 Sep 2010 08:58:30 +0000

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog .

He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl’s life.

A policeman who was watching the scene walks over . . . → Read More: Islamic Extremist Kills Innocent American Dog!

SHOCKED To Know …. Aids Spreads Like This In India!

Mr. Email Forwards — Sun, 12 Sep 2010 08:29:54 +0000

Aids: Main Symptoms of Aids

Dear All,

It’s in INDIA – In State of Karnataka – In Indian IT Silicon Valley City of Bangalore.

A 10 year old boy, had eaten pineapple about 15 days back, and fell sick, from the day he had eaten. Later when he had his Health check done……

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Politically Correct Jokes On America, China, India & Pakistan

Mr. Email Forwards — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 18:41:51 +0000

1.The Prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon:

‘I’m sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything.’

2.Indian PM Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a . . . → Read More: Politically Correct Jokes On America, China, India & Pakistan

Interesting Email Story About My Dad & Burnt Biscuits

Mr. Email Forwards — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 07:40:13 +0000

BURNT BISCUITS………….

When I was a kid, my mom liked to make breakfast food for dinner every now and then. And I remember one night in particular when she had made breakfast after a long, hard day at work. On that evening so long ago, my mom placed a plate of eggs, sausage and extremely . . . → Read More: Interesting Email Story About My Dad & Burnt Biscuits

Definition of Globalization: Princess Diana’s Death Example

Mr. Email Forwards — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 07:10:40 +0000

Princess Diana 1987 At Bristol

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana’s death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the . . . → Read More: Definition of Globalization: Princess Diana’s Death Example

Major General Peter Cosgrove’s Answer To Dump Questions On Boys & Guns

Mr. Email Forwards — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 17:19:40 +0000

The media asks the dumbest questions. This one backfired.

Major General Peter Cosgrove

General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. You’ll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the . . . → Read More: Major General Peter Cosgrove’s Answer To Dump Questions On Boys & Guns

What Is A DEAD LOCK?

Mr. Email Forwards — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 08:02:34 +0000

Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad,so make arrangement.

Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.

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Incident With A Muslim Couple In A Aeroplane

Mr. Email Forwards — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 06:20:34 +0000

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Never Lick An Postage Envelopes

Mr. Email Forwards — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 14:34:14 +0000

CAUTION

One day a girl licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a sponge. That very day the lady found a cut on her tongue. A week later, she noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue. She went to the doctor, and they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or anything. . . . → Read More: Never Lick An Postage Envelopes