Email Forwards

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Mr. Email Forwards — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 20:24:26 +0000

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POOF And The Light Goes Off – Very Funny Email Story

Mr. Email Forwards — Thu, 04 Nov 2010 17:37:04 +0000

POOF and the light goes off

This is a Very funny email message

An 86-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his test results come back normal.

The doctor says, ” Gary everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?”

Gary . . . → Read More: POOF And The Light Goes Off – Very Funny Email Story

Mail Forward About WINNER VERSUS LOSERS

Mr. Email Forwards — Thu, 30 Sep 2010 19:44:23 +0000

The Winner is always part of the answer; The Loser is always part of the problem.

The Winner always has a program; The Loser always has an excuse.

The Winner says, “Let me do it for you”; The Loser says, “That is not my job.”

The Winner sees an answer for every problem; The Loser . . . → Read More: Mail Forward About WINNER VERSUS LOSERS

If You Were To Count Your Blessings From Allah (God)

Mr. Email Forwards — Thu, 23 Sep 2010 21:36:29 +0000

Tips For Happiness

A man reached 70 years of age and he faced a disease; he could not urinate. The doctors informed him that he was in need of an operation to cure this disease. He agreed to have the operation done as the problem was giving him . . . → Read More: If You Were To Count Your Blessings From Allah (God)

Airbus Company Plan Building Invisible See-Through Passenger Aircrafts

Mr. Email Forwards — Wed, 22 Sep 2010 11:22:00 +0000

Received this following email forward from a friend. Looks to be a article that was published from some news website sci-fi section about beyond future. bit wordy but good read to learn all about the envisage future Airbus invisible passenger plane or Airbus see through passenger plane concept. The Revolutions begins today for a better . . . → Read More: Airbus Company Plan Building Invisible See-Through Passenger Aircrafts

Gang Rape & Murder Of Drivers Using Baby Car Seat In Lonely Roads

Mr. Email Forwards — Sat, 18 Sep 2010 18:06:28 +0000

Worth Passing this email forward!

This is happening now!

Sad, especially if you are inclined to ‘help’ people…

While driving on a rural end of the roadway on Thursday morning, I saw an infant car seat on the side of the road with a blanket draped over it. For whatever reason, I did not stop, . . . → Read More: Gang Rape & Murder Of Drivers Using Baby Car Seat In Lonely Roads

Islamic Extremist Kills Innocent American Dog!

Mr. Email Forwards — Sun, 12 Sep 2010 08:58:30 +0000

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog .

He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl’s life.

A policeman who was watching the scene walks over . . . → Read More: Islamic Extremist Kills Innocent American Dog!

SHOCKED To Know …. Aids Spreads Like This In India!

Mr. Email Forwards — Sun, 12 Sep 2010 08:29:54 +0000

Aids: Main Symptoms of Aids

Dear All,

It’s in INDIA – In State of Karnataka – In Indian IT Silicon Valley City of Bangalore.

A 10 year old boy, had eaten pineapple about 15 days back, and fell sick, from the day he had eaten. Later when he had his Health check done……

Doctors . . . → Read More: SHOCKED To Know …. Aids Spreads Like This In India!

Be Careful With Apples: USA Apples Coated With Wax To Look Fresh For 1 Year!

Mr. Email Forwards — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 18:35:25 +0000

Be Careful when eating apples especially apples from USA and other parts.

Some of these apples can be more than 1 year old and still look fresh and juicy because they are coated with wax, preventing bacteria to enter.

Please don’t eat the skin of the apple because it’s coated with wax.

Check before you . . . → Read More: Be Careful With Apples: USA Apples Coated With Wax To Look Fresh For 1 Year!

E-mail Tracking: How To Stop Receiving Spam In Your Inbox?

Mr. Email Forwards — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 11:24:12 +0000

Spams are unsolicited emails that are of no use to you……………… Now let us know how to avoid receiving spam emails in your mail inbox to save a lot of space.

1) Any time you see an E-Mail that says forward this on to ’10′ (or however many) of your friends, sign this petition, or . . . → Read More: E-mail Tracking: How To Stop Receiving Spam In Your Inbox?

Politically Correct Jokes On America, China, India & Pakistan

Mr. Email Forwards — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 18:41:51 +0000

1.The Prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon:

‘I’m sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything.’

2.Indian PM Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a . . . → Read More: Politically Correct Jokes On America, China, India & Pakistan

Zimbabwe Economic Crisis Photos: Unemployment, Inflation & Million Dollar Notes!!

Mr. Email Forwards — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 19:38:00 +0000

Fwd: Fw: Economic Crisis... The real Story...!! What the real crisis is like! If you think that the current economic crisis America is something that has never happened in history before, you may be wrong! After the collapse of the agriculture sector in Zimbabwe in 2000, the inflation in that country skyrocketed to 231 million . . . → Read More: Zimbabwe Economic Crisis Photos: Unemployment, Inflation & Million Dollar Notes!!

Fw: So Cunning! – Friendship Of A Boy And A Girl

Mr. Email Forwards — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 06:53:42 +0000

What Famous People Have said about the friendship Of A Boy And A Girl

William Shakespeare said, “A Boy & a Girl can never be Friends forever.”

Abraham Lincoln said, “Friendship is the starting step for what we call Love.”

Wrdswrth said, “Proposing a Boy or a Girl for . . . → Read More: Fw: So Cunning! – Friendship Of A Boy And A Girl

Fake “Google Alert” Emails Claim Google Will Delete My Gmail Account

Mr. Email Forwards — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 15:50:39 +0000

Google's Official Google Aleart Logo

Please pass this message about emails and alert your friends and family about this real danger. You might save someone from becoming a victim of online phishing.

A few hours a go I got a panic call from my friend claiming that he had received a official email from . . . → Read More: Fake “Google Alert” Emails Claim Google Will Delete My Gmail Account

Interesting Email Story About My Dad & Burnt Biscuits

Mr. Email Forwards — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 07:40:13 +0000

BURNT BISCUITS………….

When I was a kid, my mom liked to make breakfast food for dinner every now and then. And I remember one night in particular when she had made breakfast after a long, hard day at work. On that evening so long ago, my mom placed a plate of eggs, sausage and extremely . . . → Read More: Interesting Email Story About My Dad & Burnt Biscuits

Definition of Globalization: Princess Diana’s Death Example

Mr. Email Forwards — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 07:10:40 +0000

Princess Diana 1987 At Bristol

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana’s death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the . . . → Read More: Definition of Globalization: Princess Diana’s Death Example

Try To Find A Person: Observe This 3D Picture Carefully…

Mr. Email Forwards — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 15:31:53 +0000

Observe this 3D Picture Carefully, and try to find a Person in this picture. Don’t cheat by scrolling down and looking at the answer. Use your brain..

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . → Read More: Try To Find A Person: Observe This 3D Picture Carefully…

Major General Peter Cosgrove’s Answer To Dump Questions On Boys & Guns

Mr. Email Forwards — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 17:19:40 +0000

The media asks the dumbest questions. This one backfired.

Major General Peter Cosgrove

General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. You’ll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the . . . → Read More: Major General Peter Cosgrove’s Answer To Dump Questions On Boys & Guns

Fwd: Tips to Happiness

Mr. Email Forwards — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 07:56:25 +0000

I got this email forward from my former HR manager…

Understand what it is that will make you happy. Everyone has unique requirements for attaining happiness and what makes one person happy may be very different from what makes someone else happy. Revel in your individuality and do not worry about whether or not your . . . → Read More: Fwd: Tips to Happiness

THERAPY To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

Mr. Email Forwards — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 06:53:59 +0000

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. On all your cheque stubs, write ‘For Marijuana’

3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

4. Order a “Diet Water” whenever . . . → Read More: THERAPY To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

Girls Beware: 2-Way Mirrors In Hotel/Textile Trial Rooms…

Mr. Email Forwards — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 05:38:51 +0000

Beware while using the trial rooms any where.. GIRLS BE CAREFUL

HI All,

Have you seen recent advertisement of M/S SAINT GOBAIN GLASSES shown in TELEVISION’S – Then you must have known about 2 Way mirror)

How to determine if a mirror is 2 way or not ? (Not a Joke!)

Not to scare you, . . . → Read More: Girls Beware: 2-Way Mirrors In Hotel/Textile Trial Rooms…

What To Do When You’re In An Elevator

Mr. Email Forwards — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 09:50:17 +0000

When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. Call the Psychic . . . → Read More: What To Do When You’re In An Elevator

What Is A DEAD LOCK?

Mr. Email Forwards — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 08:02:34 +0000

Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad,so make arrangement.

Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.

Secret lover . . . → Read More: What Is A DEAD LOCK?

Incident With A Muslim Couple In A Aeroplane

Mr. Email Forwards — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 06:20:34 +0000

Two men were on a plane on a business trip when a Muslim couple boarded the plane and were seated right in front of them. The two men eager to have some fun, started talking loudly. “My boss is sending me to Saudi Arabia “, the one said, “But I don’t want to go…too many . . . → Read More: Incident With A Muslim Couple In A Aeroplane

Sri Lanka Guy’s Reply in New York Newspaper To White Girl

Mr. Email Forwards — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 14:41:41 +0000

Hats off to all Sri Lankan men who think like this GUY!!!

This letter was written in response to an article in the NY times: (with no harm meant to anyone in particular)

Dear Editor: I’m sorry but I would like to challenge some of your Asian male readers. I am a White female . . . → Read More: Sri Lanka Guy’s Reply in New York Newspaper To White Girl