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By Mr. Email Forwards, on August 20th, 2010 1.The Prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon:
‘I’m sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything.’
2.Indian PM Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman,
‘Isn’t that Bush and Vajpayee?’
The barman says ‘Yep, that’s them.’
So the guy walks over and says, ‘Hello, what are you guys doing?’
Bush says, ‘We’re planning world war 3.’
The guy says, ‘Really? What’s going to happen?’
And Vajpayee says, ‘Well, we’re going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman.’
And the guy exclaimed, ‘A bicycle repairman?!! !’
Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, ‘See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!’
4. A man is taking a walk in Central Park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog.
He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl’s life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: ‘You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers:
‘Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl.’
The man says: ‘But I am not a New Yorker!’
Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning: ‘Brave American saves life of little girl,’ the policeman answers.
‘But I am not an American!’ says the man.
Oh, what are you then?’
The man says: ‘I am a Pakistani!’
The next day the newspapers say: ‘Extremist kills innocent American dog.
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By Mr. Email Forwards, on August 18th, 2010
By Mr. Email Forwards, on August 17th, 2010 What Famous People Have said about the friendship Of A Boy And A Girl
William Shakespeare said, “A Boy & a Girl can never be Friends forever.”
Abraham Lincoln said, “Friendship is the starting step for what we call Love.”
Wrdswrth said, “Proposing a Boy or a Girl for Friendship is nothing but indirectly saying, I LIKE U.”
Jackie Chang said, “Love is a everlasting Friendship.”
Michael Jackson said,”If I can become your Best Friend, then He or She can easily become your Life
Partner! this is for all those guyz and girlz who say,”We are just friends yar..”
So cunning…
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By Mr. Email Forwards, on July 28th, 2010
Please pass this message about emails and alert your friends and family about this real danger. You might save someone from becoming a victim of online phishing.
A few hours a go I got a panic call from my friend claiming that he had received a official email from Google that said his gmail account will be deleted within 48 hours if he did not respond to the email he rece" data-image="http://www.emailforwards.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/google-alert-gmail-delete.gif" data-site="Email Forwards">  Google's Official Google Aleart Logo Please pass this message about emails and alert your friends and family about this real danger. You might save someone from becoming a victim of online phishing.
A few hours a go I got a panic call from my friend claiming that he had received a official email from Google that said his gmail account will be deleted within 48 hours if he did not respond to the email he received. I told him to show me the message.
This is what it contained…
Google Alert
show details 2:17 PM (2 hours ago)
We are deleting some accounts and your email was automatically chosen to be deleted. If you are still interested in using our email service please fill in the space below for verification purpose by clicking the reply button:
User Name:
Pass word:
Profession:
Country:
Warning!!!! Account details not received within 48hours will be automatically shut down and closed permanently.
- The Gmail Team
The wordings in this email look pretty convincing at a casual glance and as you can guess my friend was using this email as his official email address. He depended a lot on this Gmail account for his communication needs and contact management among other things for his organization. I’m not sure whether or not he would have responded to this email providing the requested highly personal and secret details in order to save his email account being deleted within 48 hours!
As soon as I heard about this email alert I smelt something fishy. Google will definitely not send a email requesting details like these. I had a looked at the senders email address and my suspicion was confirmed. The senders email address was something like acctsaccess@gmail.com. I did a Google search with this emails content and I was able to see web pages including Google support forum reporting the exact same email content sent to many other many reports of Google Alert like this email requesting confidential details.
In one of the Google support forums responding to a similar gmail account closure aleart claim a Google Employee had commented as;
edit.access@gmail.com is just a name some scammer signed up to make it look legit. Ignore these mails. We shut down @gmail.com accounts that are being used by scammers and fraudsters, not by good users like yourself.
And in another Google support forum thread I got this link a notice by Google about such emails asking for your personal details.
Here are a few ways you might recognize and take necessary actions to these fake email messages:
Messages asking for personal information - Gmail Help(Help Articles)
Some spammers send fraudulent mass-messages designed to collect personal information, called ‘spoofing’ or ‘password phishing.’…..
Reporting suspicious messages – Gmail Help (Help Articles)
Gmail Report Abuse Link (Web)
To learn more about what this email is and how to recognize them please check the above links and familiarize yourself with Google’s advice and information about such fake alerts. Who knows when you might get a fake email from a scammer.
And it won’t always be from Google it maybe from claiming yahoo, Microsoft, Adobe, Apple, Unilever or supposedly from a company you deal with or food court you know asking for similar personal information.
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By Mr. Email Forwards, on July 28th, 2010  BURNT BISCUITS………….
When I was a kid, my mom liked to make breakfast food for dinner every now and then. And I remember one night in particular when she had made breakfast after a long, hard day at work. On that evening so long ago, my mom placed a plate of eggs, sausage and extremely burned biscuits in front of my dad. I remember waiting to see if anyone noticed! Yet all my dad did was reach for his biscuit, smile at my mom and ask me how my day was at school. I don’t remember what I told him that night, but I do remember watching him smear butter and jelly on that biscuit and eat every bite!
When I got up from the table that evening, I remember hearing my mom apologize to my dad for burning the biscuits. And I’ll never forget what he said: “Honey, I love burned biscuits.”
Later that night, I went to kiss Daddy good night and I asked him if he really liked his biscuits burned. He wrapped me in his arms and said, “Your Momma put in a hard day at work today and she’s real tired. And besides – a little burnt biscuit never hurt anyone!”
You know, life is full of imperfect things…..and imperfect people. I’m not the best at hardly anything, and I forget birthdays and anniversaries just like everyone else.
What I’ve learned over the years is that learning to accept each others faults – and choosing to celebrate each others differences – is one of the most important keys to creating a healthy, growing, and lasting relationship.
And that’s my prayer for you today. That you will learn to take the good, the bad, and the ugly parts of your life and lay them at the feet of God. Because in the end, He’s the only One who will be able to give you a relationship where a burnt biscuit isn’t a deal-breaker!
We could extend this to any relationship. In fact, understanding is the base of any relationship, be it a husband-wife or parent-child or friendship!
“Don’t put the key to your happiness in someone else’s pocket – keep it in your own.”
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By Mr. Email Forwards, on July 28th, 2010
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling) followed closely by Italian Paparazz" data-image="http://www.emailforwards.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Princess-diana-1987-bristol.jpg" data-site="Email Forwards">  Princess Diana 1987 At Bristol Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana’s death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling) followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gates’s technology, and you’re probably reading this on your computer, that use Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.
That, my friends, is Globalization!!
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Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling) followed closely by Italian Paparazz" data-image="http://www.emailforwards.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Princess-diana-1987-bristol.jpg" data-site="Email Forwards">
By Mr. Email Forwards, on July 25th, 2010 Observe this 3D Picture Carefully, and try to find a Person in this picture.
Don’t cheat by scrolling down and looking at the answer.
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Unable to find the person..?
Actually he is swimming underwater….
You’ll be able to see him after he comes to the surface again!!
HA HA HA HA……….
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By Mr. Email Forwards, on July 21st, 2010
General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. You'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster" data-image="http://www.emailforwards.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Major-General-Peter-Cosgrove.jpg" data-site="Email Forwards"> The media asks the dumbest questions.
This one backfired.
 Major General Peter Cosgrove General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. You’ll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
We’re going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That’s a bit irresponsible, isn’t it?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don’t see why, they’ll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don’t you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don’t see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you’re equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma’am, you’re equipped to be a prostitute, but you’re not one, are you?
The radio went silent.
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General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. You'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster" data-image="http://www.emailforwards.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Major-General-Peter-Cosgrove.jpg" data-site="Email Forwards">
By Mr. Email Forwards, on July 14th, 2010 I got this email forward from my former HR manager…
Understand what it is that will make you happy. Everyone has unique requirements for attaining happiness and what makes one person happy may be very different from what makes someone else happy. Revel in your individuality and do not worry about whether or not your desires are comparable to those of your peers.
Make a plan for attaining goals that you believe will make you happy. Your mood will very likely increase as your pursue your goal because you will feel better about yourself for going after something you value.
Surround yourself with happy people. It is easy to begin to think negatively when you are surrounded by people who think that way. Conversely, if you are around people who are happy their emotional state will be infectious.
When something goes wrong try to figure out a solution instead of wallowing in self pity. Truly happy people don’t allow set backs to affect their mood because they know that with a little thought they can turn the circumstances back to their favor.
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By Mr. Email Forwards, on July 7th, 2010 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. On all your cheque stubs, write ‘For Marijuana’
3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
4. Order a “Diet Water” whenever you go out to eat,with a serious face.
5. Sing Along At The Opera.
6. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream ‘I Won! I Won!’
7. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
8. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, ‘Due To The Economy, We are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.’
Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
It’s Called….. THERAPY
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