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By Mr. Email Forwards, on July 6th, 2010 Beware while using the trial rooms any where..
GIRLS BE CAREFUL
HI All,
Have you seen recent advertisement of M/S SAINT GOBAIN GLASSES shown in TELEVISION’S – Then you must have known about 2 Way mirror)
How to determine if a mirror is 2 way or not ? (Not a Joke!)
Not to scare you, but to make sure that you aware. Many of the Hotels and Textile showrooms cheat the customers this way.
HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR?
When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., How many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror I….e., they can see you, but you can’t see them.
There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of
mirror we are looking at?
CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST:
Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror.
However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (There may be someone seeing you from the other side). So remember, every time you see a mirror, do the ‘fingernail test.’ It doesn’t cost you anything. It is simple to do..
This is a really good thing to do. The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface… Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms.
Ladies:
Share this with your friends.
Men:
Share this with your sisters, Wife, daughters, friends, colleagues.
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By Mr. Email Forwards, on June 15th, 2010
- When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.
- Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
- Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
- Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
- Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, “Hi Greg. How’s your day been?”
- Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
- Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
- Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
- Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
- Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
- Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
- Ask, “Did you feel that?”
- Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
- When the doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic, they open again!”
- Swat at flies that don’t exist.
- Tell people that you can see their aura.
- Call out, “Group Hug!” and then enforce it.
- Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!”
- Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?”
- Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
- Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “Your one of THEM!” and back away slowly.
- Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
- Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
- Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
- Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, “I have new socks on”.
- Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, “This is MY personal space!”
- At every floor when the elevator stops, say DING!
(Source Unkonwn)
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By Mr. Email Forwards, on June 13th, 2010 Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad,so make arrangement.
Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.
Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.
Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.
Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don’t have class ‘coz my teacher is busy. Let’s spend the week together.
Grandpa(the 1st boss  ) make call to his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.
Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we canceled our trip.
Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together, my wife has canceled her trip.
Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: This week we will have class as usual.
Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can’t give you company.
Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don’t worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement .
This is called
DEAD LOCK
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By Mr. Email Forwards, on October 29th, 2009 Two men were on a plane on a business trip when a Muslim couple boarded the plane and were seated right in front of them.
The two men eager to have some fun, started talking loudly. “My boss is sending me to Saudi Arabia “, the one said, “But I don’t want to go…too many Muslims there!”
The Muslim couple noticeably heard and grew uncomfortable.
The other guy laughed, “Oh, yeah, my boss wanted to send me to Pakistan but I refused…WAY too many Muslims!” Smiling, the first man said, “One time I was in Iran but I HATED the fact that there were so many Muslims!”
The couple fidgeted.
The other guy responded, “Oh, yeah……you can’t go ANYWHERE to get away from them…the last time I was in FRANCE I ran into a bunch of them too!”
The first guy was laughing hysterically as he added, “That is why you’ll never see me in Indonesia …WAY too many Muslims!”
At this, the Muslim man turned around and responded politely, “Why don’t you go to Hell?” he asked, “I heard there’s NO Muslim THERE!”
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By Mr. Email Forwards, on October 20th, 2009 Hats off to all Sri Lankan men who think like this GUY!!! 
This letter was written in response to an article in the NY times:
(with no harm meant to anyone in particular)
Dear Editor:
I’m sorry but I would like to challenge some of your Asian male readers. I am a White female who is engaged to an Asian male, good-looking, educated and loving. I just don’t understand a lot of Asian female’s attitudes about our relationship.
My man decided he wanted me because the pickings amongst Asian women were slim to none. As he said they were either too fat, too loud, too mean, too argumentative, too needy, too materialistic or carrying too much excess baggage. Before I became engaged, whenever I went out I was constantly approached by Asian men, willing to wine and dine me and give me the world. If Asian women are so up in arms about us being with their men, why don’t they look at themselves and make some changes. I am tired of the dirty looks I get and snide remarks when we’re out in public. I would like to hear from some Asian men about why we white women are so appealing and coveted by them. Bryant Gumbel just left his wife of 26 years for one of us. Charles Barkley, Scottie Pippen, the model Tyson Beckford, Montell Williams, Quincy Jones, James Earl Jones, Harry Belafonte, Sydney Poitier, Kofi Annan, Cuba Gooding Jr., Don Cornelius, Berry Gordy, Billy Blanks, Larry Fishburne, Wesley Snipes…!
I could go on and on. But, right now, I’m a little angry and that is why I
wrote this so hurriedly. Don’t be mad with us White women because so many of your men want us. Get your acts together and learn from us and we may lead you to treat your men better. If I’m wrong, Asian men, let me know.
Disgusted White Girl, Somewhere in VA.
The Response:
Dear Editor:
I would like to respond to the letter written by A Disgusted White Girl.
Let me start by saying that I am a 28-year old Sri Lankan man. I graduated from one of the most prestigious universities in Atlanta , Georgia with a Bachelor of Arts Degree in Business Management. I have a good job at a major corporation and have recently purchased a house. So, I consider myself to be among the ranks of successful Non-White men.
I will not use my precious time to slander white people. I just want to set the record straight of why Asian men date white women. Back in the day, one of the biggest reasons why Asian men dated white women was because they were considered easy. The Sri Lankan girls in my neighborhood were raised traditionally. They were very strict about when they lost their virginity and who they lost it to. Because of our impatience to wait, brothers would look for someone who would give it up easy without too much hassle. So, they turned to the white girls.
Nowadays, in my opinion, a lot of Asian males date white women because they are docile and easy to control. A lot of Asian men, because of in securities, fears, and overall weaknesses, have become intimidated by the strength of our Asian women. We are afraid that our woman will be more successful than us, make more money than us, drive nicer cars and own bigger houses. Because of this fear, many Asian men look for a more docile woman! . Someone we can control. I have talked to numerous Asian men and they continuously comment on how easy it is to control and walk over their white women. .
I just want to set the record straight. I want A Disgusted White Girl to
know that not all successful Asian men date white women. Non-Whites like Ahmad Rashad, Denzel Washington, Michael Jordan, Morris Chestnut, Will Smith, Blair Underwood, Kenneth “Babyface” Edmonds, Samuel L. Jackson, and Chris Rock all married strong Non-White women. And, to flip the script, there are numerous white men, in and out of the spot light, who openly or secretly desire Non-White women over white women. Ted Danson, Robert DeNiro, and David Bowie to name a few.
I just don’t want a disgusted white girl to be misinformed. Stop thinking
that because you are white that you are some type of goddess. Remember, when Non-White Egyptian Queens like Hatsepshut and Nitorcris were ruling Dynasties and armies of men in Egypt , you were over in the caves of Europe eating raw meat and beating each other over the head with clubs.
Read your history! It was the Non-White woman that taught you how to cook and season your food. It was the Non-White woman that taught you how to raise your children. It was Non-White women who were breastfeeding and raising your babies during slavery. It is the Non-White woman that had to endure watching their fathers, husbands, and children beaten, killed, and thrown in jail. Asian women were born with two strikes against them: being Non-White and being a woman.
And, through all this, Still They Rise!
It is because of the Asian women’s strength, elegance, power, love and
beauty that I could never date anyone except my Sri Lankan Queen. It is not just the outer beauty that captivates and draws me to them. It is not the fact that they come in all shapes, sizes, colours and shades that I love them. Their inner beauty is what I find most appealing about Asian women. Their strong spirit, loving and nurturing souls, their integrity, their ability to overcome great obstacles, their willingness to stand for what they believe in, and their determination to succeed and reach their highest potential while enduring great pain and suffering is why I have fallen in love with Asian women. I honestly believe that your anger is geared more toward jealousy and envy than snotty looks. If this were not so, then why do you continuously go to tanning salons to darken your skin? If you are so proud to be white, then why don’t you just be happy with your pale skin?
Why do you continue to inject your lips, hips, and breasts with unnatural
and dangerous substances so you can look fuller and more voluptuous? I
think that your anger is really a result of you wanting to have what the
Non-White woman has.
BOTTOM LINE: If I were looking for a docile woman, someone I can walk over and control, I would give you a call. But, unfortunately, I am looking for a Virtuous Woman. Someone that can be a good wife and mother to my children. Someone who can be my best friend and understands my struggles. I am looking for a soul mate and; unfortunately, you do not and CANNOT fit the bill.
No offense taken, none given.
Signed,
Sri Lankan Royalty
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By Mr. Email Forwards, on October 20th, 2009 CAUTION
One day a girl licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a sponge. That very day the lady found a cut on her tongue. A week later, she noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue. She went to the doctor, and they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or anything. A couple of days later, her tongue started to swell more, and it began to get really sore, so sore, that she could not eat. She went back to the hospital, and demanded something be done. The doctor took an x-ray of her tongue and noticed a lump. He prepared her for minor surgery. When the doctor cut her tongue open, a live cockroach crawled out!!!!
There were cockroach eggs on the seal of the envelope. The egg was able to hatch inside of her tongue, because of her saliva. It was warm and moist…
This is a true story reported on CNN.
Andy Hume wrote:
Hey, I used to work in an envelope factory. You wouldn’t believe the….things that float around in those gum applicator trays. I haven’t licked an envelope for years!” I used to work for a print shop (32 years ago) and we were told NEVER to lick the envelopes. I never understood why until I had to go into storage and pull out 2500 envelopes that were already printed and saw several squads of cockroaches roaming around inside a couple of boxes with eggs everywhere. They eat the glue on the envelopes.
PLEASE PASS THIS INFO TO YOUR FRIENDS. After reading this you will never lick another envelope or stamp.
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By Mr. Email Forwards, on October 9th, 2009 Mobile Phone Etiquette Guidlines
The Mobile Phone has become an absolute essential in the present day context. But how many of you know how to use the mobile phone without causing a nuisance to the others?
1. The ring tone and the volume-
The ring tone should be a decent one to suit the environment that you are in and the volume should be at a minimal.
Some of you love to have a personalized ring tone, such as songs, music and other sounds. However such ring tones should not be a one which annoys and irritates other people around you. If you are a professional, working in an office/company, ensure that your ring tone is suitable to your work place and your position.
2. How to answer-
If you are, at an official meeting/interview, at the cinema, theatre, attending a conference/workshop/seminar keep your mobile phone on silence/vibrate mode or switch it off completely. Do not disturb the others by taking calls or answering calls during such time. If you are inside a lift/elevator, inside a bus/train or with strangers in a public place or inside a restaurant or a shopping mall, make your conversations very short and speak in a soft manner so as not to let the others listen to your entire conversation. While you may believe it is good for your image for the others to listen to your conversation and to let them know as to who you are talking with, people are not interested in listening to your private conversations and it is a nuisance to them.
3. Conversations should not disturb the others-
In any manner your private conversations should be done in private. There is no need for the others to be a part of your private conversations with your loved ones.
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