1.The Prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon:
‘I’m sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything.’
2.Indian PM Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman,
‘Isn’t that Bush and Vajpayee?’
The barman says ‘Yep, that’s them.’
So the guy walks over and says, ‘Hello, what are you guys doing?’
Bush says, ‘We’re planning world war 3.’
The guy says, ‘Really? What’s going to happen?’
And Vajpayee says, ‘Well, we’re going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman.’
And the guy exclaimed, ‘A bicycle repairman?!! !’
Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, ‘See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!’
4. A man is taking a walk in Central Park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog.
He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl’s life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: ‘You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers:
‘Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl.’
The man says: ‘But I am not a New Yorker!’
Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning: ‘Brave American saves life of little girl,’ the policeman answers.
‘But I am not an American!’ says the man.
Oh, what are you then?’
The man says: ‘I am a Pakistani!’
The next day the newspapers say: ‘Extremist kills innocent American dog.
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Muslmaan r not bad people. just like not all hindus are cow peedrinkiers.
Just like not all hindus are wife beaters and extremists.
You will find bad apples in every culture and religion. I got some muslim friends that are good, faithful, honest and caring.
Just my two cents.